uglv:

Beagle puppy barking for the first time. “I…don’t know how to express my feelings!”

YOU SHOULD SEE MY FUCKIGN FACE LIL PUPPY UR SO CUTE MLOVE MER

(via nonsibisedsuis)

guy:

i hope betty white lives forever

(via davidasaur)

did you know that bashing my music taste increases your chances of changing my opinion by 0%

(via hippieinkguy)

deathpup:

shrexything:

babyferaligator:

oomshi:

is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing 

no its called highjacking

guys no it’s weedwhacking

no its called dissapointing ur mother

(via honestlyloling)

(via neonstorm)

wavechild:

tokomon:

dumbesttweets:

She has failed at life. I hope authorities show up at her door.


yikes

GOOD

wavechild:

tokomon:

dumbesttweets:

She has failed at life. I hope authorities show up at her door.

yikes

GOOD

(via spankin-n-yankin)

(via rhimjob)

adameforhim:

blood-blondie:

adameforhim:

“It’s a metaphor, see: You put the killing thing right on your face, but you don’t give it the power to do its killing.” - Lady Gaga

you motherfucker stealing quore shit from the fault in our stars

this quore is from lady gaga’s ‘telephone’ video, which came out in 2010.

adameforhim:

blood-blondie:

adameforhim:

“It’s a metaphor, see: You put the killing thing right on your face, but you don’t give it the power to do its killing.” - Lady Gaga

you motherfucker stealing quore shit from the fault in our stars

this quore is from lady gaga’s ‘telephone’ video, which came out in 2010.

(via lanadevilrey)

whoatakeiteasyman:

no mom, do not ask that relative if they want to talk to me next on the phone.

(via princesskathrynm)

talkmagically:

braydaaan:

do you ever just realise you’re almost an adult and you have no money 

I’m already an adult and I have no money.

(via princesskathrynm)

Once you stop wanting something, you get it. — Andy Warhol  (via theweaken)

(via openingtheclosetdoor)

little-miss-disney:

When pixar does the thing that makes you question if you are actually watching a children’s movie.

(via rhimjob)